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Post by Razzle Dazzle on Jul 17, 2009 18:31:39 GMT 1
Are there are any stereotypes of people that you sometimes wish didn't exist ? i guess i could live without chavs and the general social underclass that enjoy making other peoples life hell. there is no place for them in daztopia
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Post by audiorebel on Jul 18, 2009 17:55:13 GMT 1
As you are the King of Daztopia..what laws (or ten commandments) would you set for your minions & followers ?
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Post by Razzle Dazzle on Jul 19, 2009 16:56:09 GMT 1
1. Thou shall not make wrongful use of crying
Save it for particularly forceful pepper sprayings or the untimely passing of loyal canines
2. Thou shall worship your sports team on the sabbath
Sunday is a day of rest, enjoy it wisely by chilling out and enjoying your favourite sport...church is optional
3. Thou shall know thy man-skills
True men have the wisdom to change a tire, give a woman our seed, and grill a steak. The best of us accomplish at least two of these simultaneously
4. Thou shalt not worship other Kings
Regardless of how sexually able they might be
5. Thou shalt honor thy elders
They'll be dying off soon anyway. Just humor them...
6. Thou shall never consult guidence
Instruction manuals and road maps are for frail men, namby-pambies, and the f****** French
7. Thou shalt not kill
Unless you blame dangerous minorities when you commit a murder
8. Thou shalt not commit adultery...
without express written consent of Bill Oddey first
9. Thou shall put bro's before Ho's
Your bros who will always be there for you. Hos, on the other hand, will be shopping. The only exception to this rule is if a guy is afforded an opportunity to bed a ho that is at least an 8 out of 10
10. Thou shalt not touch molest any king other than myself
My backhand is particularly vengeful
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Post by audiorebel on Jul 19, 2009 17:22:17 GMT 1
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Post by Razzle Dazzle on Jul 19, 2009 18:56:01 GMT 1
Your going to regret asking me that lol... I guess experiencing first hand what life can throw at you has shaped the person i am today, both good and bad. My parents have been a hugely positive influence on me, they put their family first and are very loving, selfless people. Their morals have rubbed off on me which is a good thing because they are great parents. I'm not a religious person, neither are my parents but i am perfectly able to form my own views on the matter. My big sister has always looked out for me and i see her and her kids almost every day, whether its shopping, coloring in or going to the park, i am not a child person and don't want any of my own but family is important and comes first. Some things in life are sent to try us and it is how we deal with these that make us the people we are today. I have been through a lot for my age and as a result i am riddled with self doubt. I'm narcissistic, I'm pessimistic, I'm obsessive, I'm insecure and I'm so afraid of intimacy that every one of my relationships is a journey of self-sabotage that inevitably ends in a black vacuum of shattered expectations and despair My friends are all very academic so they keep me on the straight and narrow. A lot of my friends have been friends since i was a child so growing up with them always by my side means i have a pretty strong friend network for a guy and i doubt i would be the person i am today without them. To a lesser extent and although it is a bit cheesy, musicians have inspired me, and often for very different reasons. Kurt Cobain, Michael Stipe, Tom Morello and Bob Marley all come to mind. lastly is the person who had the most positive and negative influence on my life was michaela. i guess you could say it was the typical loved and lost scenario but in that time i have found out a lot about myself on a positve note i guess i dress better after meeting her
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Post by Razzle Dazzle on Jul 20, 2009 17:00:33 GMT 1
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Post by PurpleCareBear on Aug 2, 2010 13:04:25 GMT 1
Love the cheekbones of the first pic,and the expression in the last pic !
Q - Have you ever worn a kilt ?
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