Ok, for anyone who's interested, here are the lyrics, and remember it's all tongue-in-cheek fun!
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"Guns dont kill people, rappers do!"
Guns don’t kill people rappers do,
Ask any politician and they tell you its true,
It’s a fact music makes you violent,
Michael Jackson telling little Timmy to be silent,
You don’t believe me its my hide offer me the record and I’ll show you the time
Am a criminal this rap sh*t is freekin,
It’s the fact that Mc Hammer left me geeing,
Vanilla ice made my mother say f***,
If it wasnt for you be fighting then I would be in love,
But I didn’t I got it wrong,
Cypress f***ing hill told me how to make a f***ing bomb,
But am stances,
I bought a f***ing tape,
The bad boys stopped but my cock and balls ate,
But remember kids to the head double time,
Guns don’t kill people,
Its just rhyme,
Guns don’t kill people,
Rappers do,
(calling the police woo woo woo)
Guns don’t kill people,
Rappers do,
(calling the police woo woo woo)
Guns don’t kill people,
Rappers do,
Seen it on a documentary on BBC 2,
Shot the deaf house on hyper value,
Guns blazing,
Like Michael Caine in Zulu,
The statistics are sometimes deceiving,
The type on criminal,
Rap is bleeding,
Shot in the chest no-wonder you stopped breathing,
To far of a face you liar receiving,
Remember rap tracks in 87,
Scot the rock shop in hip hop heaven,
Biggy and 2pac ad r d Jam Master Jay’s in the cemetery,
Guns don’t kill people,
Rappers do,
(calling the police woo woo woo)
Guns don’t kill people,
Rappers do,
(calling the police woo woo woo)
Guns don’t kill people rappers do im a f***ing rapper and I might kill you,
As a rapper im teaching you a lesson,
Ak 47,
To smith-o-wessen,
Just ignore,
Just for example,
The bullet proof vest,
To cuts the ampo,
Hip hop gangster tripin,
Even eminem sees the p*ss for women,
Solid crew talk words for one,
p-diddy j-lo in a nightclub with a gun,
now snoopdog with capguns,
guns don’t kill people its just rhyme,
1-2 you face my shoe,
My name is mike balls and im coming though,
Gun crime stabbing and burgalarisation,
Its on the rise all across the nation,
The safety’s of and the pistols in,
The addys and the mafia,
Always get blamed,
Politians a shame,
They haven’t got a clue,
Rap is more deadly than f***ing con-fu,
Guns don’t kill people,
Rappers do,
(calling the police woo woo woo)
Guns don’t kill people,
Rappers do,
(calling the police woo woo woo)
Guns don’t kill people rappers do,
From Bristol zoo,
To B&Q,
I wanna rap,
I wanna rhyme,
Heard it in a song now I’ve done the gun crime,
It’s the song of the time,
Like prince changing his name,
Got to have a shooter to be in the rap game,
I might be lie-in about the stab,
Guns don’t kill people its just rhyme,
Guns don’t kill people,
Rappers do,
(calling the police woo woo woo)
Guns don’t kill people,
Rappers do,
(calling the police woo woo woo)
Ms, guns, mc, rappers,mc,guns,rappers,--to nd
I love you mum I love you dad BASH!
