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Post by audiorebel on Jun 20, 2009 17:06:54 GMT 1
I'll be boring here & keep it fairly civilised.
Check airway,breathing & circulation.
But being a gentleman with respect for scantily clad nubile ladies,it'd depends if she had signs of STD & if she's single.
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Post by Box Of Horrors on Jun 20, 2009 17:11:58 GMT 1
You are abducted by this being: It wishes to copulate with you. What do you do?
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Post by audiorebel on Jun 20, 2009 23:30:42 GMT 1
It looks like Penelope Pitstop ! If it was her,i would gladly copulate and make many little Pitstops. But..if it was an extra terrestrial being....erm..if it was female I'd make sure I had a pack of three handy.If it was a horny male alien then if resistance was futile,I'd have no choice but to clench me cheeks & bite the pillow !! Option 4 would be to run like the clappers. But in all fairness,I don't copulate on a first date.
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Post by Smurfie on Jun 21, 2009 0:38:54 GMT 1
It looks like Penelope Pitstop ! Did she ever win Wacky Races in her Compact Pussycat 5? I always rooted for Professor Pat Pending. Though Muttley owns the legendary WR status. Do you keep photos in your wallet? If so, what/whom of?
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Post by audiorebel on Jun 21, 2009 0:46:52 GMT 1
Ah yes,Wacky Races ! Penelope Pitstop did win it on four occasions. The only picture I have in my wallet is of my 13 year old son.I'd normally have a picture of my girlfriend too,but that's not applicable at this time.
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Post by Box Of Horrors on Jun 21, 2009 7:22:53 GMT 1
Have you ever been joined in matrimony?
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Post by o on Jun 21, 2009 12:15:04 GMT 1
Ah yes,Wacky Races ! Penelope Pitstop did win it on four occasions. The only picture I have in my wallet is of my 13 year old son.I'd normally have a picture of my girlfriend too,but that's not applicable at this time. Wow, I never knew you were a dad! Teenage boy, tell me what I have to look forward to, ours is 10 in September. They grow up so quickly!
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Post by audiorebel on Jun 21, 2009 12:20:57 GMT 1
Have you ever been joined in matrimony? Yes,just the once.From 1994 - 2000 with my son's mum. Yes he was born in wedlock.
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Post by audiorebel on Jun 21, 2009 12:30:15 GMT 1
Wow, I never knew you were a dad! Teenage boy, tell me what I have to look forward to, ours is 10 in September. They grow up so quickly! Yep,I'm a dad..just once mind... that I'm aware of !! Jordan was 13 in March,but he's mildly autistic which makes him a bit more erratic that your average young teenager.Thankfully I've only ever seen him when he's in a placid (normal) mood.But as with all teenagers when the hormones start kicking in,you'll get the answering back,stubborness,unsavoury smells & they'll want to go with their mates more often...or stay in their bedroom on the PC/PS3/X-Box360 etc til the sun rises. Best advice I can give from one father to another is, listen to your children & see from their perspective.A good chat now & again about how they're feeling & what they're getting up to shows them that you care.
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Post by Admin on Jun 21, 2009 12:34:16 GMT 1
Nice one, we get the unsavoury smells already! Never know if it's our son or daughter! I heard a good thing to do with children is to encourage their hobbies, be it sport, after school clubs that kind of thing, gives them something to focus on? And audio rebel, you may be experiencing a surge in your post count Just added your old audio rebel posts to your new one, so it's bumped by 45 so far, but we do have the 154 jackcracker posts to add as well. May I ask what your name is? Middle name as well if you have one? And who is your ideal woman/women if you could have anyone? And if you batted for Zimbabwe, who would you fancy of the menfolk?
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Post by audiorebel on Jun 21, 2009 13:46:50 GMT 1
Who's to blame for the unsavoury smells in the Admin household...? Well,depends who is the eldest child..my ex-girlfriends daughter is nearly eleven and not long before me & her mum parted company last month,she started to have slight underarm odours which isn't uncommon for females of that age. If your lad's ten then it is slightly possible he may just be showing primary signs of the hormone rushes via body-odour. Moving on swiftly... Thank for for the post-count boost via my old accounts.Good idea to culminate them ! My real name is Simon,I prefer Si ..it's less formal. Middle name is Jon. And if 'I batted for Zimbabwe'... blimey..good question,I don't have any hidden crushes for any menfolk,never thought about seeing blokes on the telly or in real life & thinking 'MMMMMM,wish I batted for Zimbabwe !".If I was homosexual,I'd more than likely stay a virgin & just have friends instead of a relationship. I would be unable to name anyone.Sorry,no man 'floats my boat' and before anyone who does 'bat for Zimbabwe' reading this is thinking 'You're repressed !",all I'll say is.. 'Not repressed,I am straight,love my women too much and yes I do like camp,smutty humour,but it doesn't make me bat for Zimbabwe". Phew...need a stiff one now... ... drink !
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Post by o on Jun 21, 2009 14:01:16 GMT 1
Well who do you think looks ok, rather than sleeps with? I can see the female attraction with Brad Pitt Our son is just doing bottom burps at the moment
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Post by audiorebel on Jun 21, 2009 14:27:54 GMT 1
Brad Pitt...erm..I can see the female appeal though I don't have any feelings for him.I'll mull it over & get back to you on that one. Good to hear your son has healthy bowel movement and keeps you entertained with his trumps..bit of wind never harmed anyone !
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Post by Box Of Horrors on Jun 21, 2009 14:39:05 GMT 1
If you don't find men attractive, are there any that you are envious of for physical reasons?
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Post by audiorebel on Jun 21, 2009 14:51:31 GMT 1
Good question ! Yes,any professional footballer you care to mention. I would love to have a toned figure and be able to sprint for a fair distance without losing my breath.That's my only physical downfall as I've gotten older..not being as 'fit' as I was,say ten years ago. I did watch the beginning of Eastenders on Friday and saw Jack Branning (Scott Maslen) in just a towel & did think 'I wish my torso was like his !!" Mine's more like Ian Beales.
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Post by Box Of Horrors on Jun 21, 2009 14:54:35 GMT 1
I saw that episode too, but I had different thoughts.
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Post by audiorebel on Jun 21, 2009 15:04:41 GMT 1
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Post by Box Of Horrors on Jun 21, 2009 15:07:06 GMT 1
Amongst others!
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Post by S1m on Jun 21, 2009 15:25:41 GMT 1
I did watch the beginning of Eastenders on Friday and saw Jack Branning (Scott Maslen) in just a towel & did think 'I wish my torso was like his !!" Mine's more like Ian Beales. Could be worse, could be like Gary's or Minty's. Mine is like Heather's.
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Post by Smurfie on Jun 21, 2009 16:34:02 GMT 1
If you could create your own Festival - who would have as your headlining acts?
And more importantly, what would name the stages?
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