SheriffFatman
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Been spending most our lives living in the Cheshire countryside
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Post by SheriffFatman on Sept 26, 2020 21:26:53 GMT 1
I’ve just mentally updated the first verse of Piano Man by Billy Joel for the times we’re living in:
”It’s 9 o’clock on a Saturday
The regular crowd shuffles in
Then shuffles back out an hour later
Because we have to close at ten”
Any others?
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Post by Panda on Sept 26, 2020 21:51:08 GMT 1
"Clowns to the left of me
Jokers to the right
Here I am
Stuck in a COBRA meeting"
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Post by raliverpool on Sept 26, 2020 21:51:24 GMT 1
An update on the Talking Heads breakthrough hit (1st verse & chorus):
I can’t seem to trace up to the Tests
I’m largely outsourced but I come out your tax
I can’t help with the spread of disease
And holy sh*t, don’t read the T’s and C’s
Serco Killer
Qu'est-ce que c'est?
Ff-Ff-Ff-f***ed
Ff-Ff-Ff-f***ed
Four months late
And run run run
Run by the government’s mates
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Post by Whitneyfan on Sept 26, 2020 22:09:00 GMT 1
And darling, darling stand a metre away from me.
*doesn't quite have the same ring to it!*
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Post by Jordan on Sept 26, 2020 22:17:22 GMT 1
Foo Fighters - Best Of You 2020 Remix
Rona found her way in or are you immune?
Either way there’s no test, no test, no test, no test for you!
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vastar iner
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I am the poster on your wall
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Post by vastar iner on Sept 27, 2020 0:00:36 GMT 1
Well, I'm not the world's most masculine man
But I know what I am and I'm glad I'm a man
And so is Lola
So long as he self-identifies as a cisgender homosexual transvestite
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Post by raliverpool on Sept 28, 2020 21:58:31 GMT 1
The Fast Food Rockers - The Fast Food Song
No Pizza Hut, No Pizza Hut
No Kentucky Fried Chicken as they've all been shut
No Pizza Hut, No Pizza Hut
No Kentucky Fried Chicken as they've all been shut
McDonald's, McDonald's
Our employees tested positive so we have to shut
McDonald's, McDonald's
Our employees tested positive so we have to shut
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SheriffFatman
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Post by SheriffFatman on Oct 13, 2020 15:07:02 GMT 1
My milkshake brings a maximum of 5 boys from 2 different households to the yard.
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Post by Panda on Oct 14, 2020 1:01:00 GMT 1
Remember my name
Fame!
I'm gonna retrain in cyber
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SheriffFatman
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Post by SheriffFatman on Oct 15, 2020 7:35:28 GMT 1
Just a tier 3 girl
Livin’ in a lockdown world
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Post by Shireblogger on Oct 15, 2020 7:51:59 GMT 1
I'm the dandy highwayman who you're too scared to mention
I spend my contactless credit card payments only please on looking flash and grabbing your attention
The devil take your mobile phone and your Spotify subscription! (oh-oh)
Despite the way you look you'll never qualify for a pension!
Stand and deliver your money and your life!
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Post by Earl Purple on Nov 4, 2020 15:43:53 GMT 1
because of lockdown and people having to spend it at home alone:
Dana - It's gonna be a COVID Christmas without you...
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SheriffFatman
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Post by SheriffFatman on Nov 6, 2020 11:40:04 GMT 1
I get lockdown But I get up again (Graffittied on a bus stop near my house  ) |
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SheriffFatman
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Post by SheriffFatman on Nov 7, 2020 13:56:54 GMT 1
Monday you can stay indoors
Tuesday Wednesday stay indoors
Thursday stay indoors instead
It’s Friday, stay indoors
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Post by Whitneyfan on Nov 7, 2020 14:12:36 GMT 1
I met this girl on Tinder on Monday
Invited her back for a drink on Monday
We were making love, still on Monday...
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