Channel 4's Top 100 Worst Pop Records

[WC]

We all know about the biggest selling records of all time, and those that consistently get voted some of the greatest ever – but what about the worst ones? There are some records that are so insipid, so excruciatingly memorable, just so plain irritating that they will go down in history as one of the Worst Pop Records of all time.

The criteria was simple: all of the records must have been released as a single in the UK, at one time or another, and have entered the official British chart at number 75 or above. Unbelievably, that means that all of these awful musical abominations will forever be recorded as having made it as ?hit? singles.

And here's the final countdown.

N^o Title/Artist
1 The Cheeky Song (Touch My Bum) - The Cheeky Girls
2 The Millennium Prayer - Cliff Richard
3 Agadoo - Black Lace
4 Candle In The Wind 1997 - Elton John
5 Fast Food Song - The Fast Food Rockers
6 Mr Blobby - Mr Blobby
7 Because We Want To - Billie
8 Barbie Girl - Aqua
9 Achy Breaky Heart - Billy Ray Cyrus
10 Jenny From The Block - Jennifer Lopez
11 Orville's Song - Keith Harris and Orville
12 Look At Me - Gerri Halliwells
13 Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini - Bombalurina feat. Timmy Mallett
14 (Everything I Do) I Do It For You - Bryan Adams
15 Sacred Trust - One True Voice
16 Against All Odds - Mariah Carey and Westlife
17 Who Let The Dogs Out? - Baha Men
18 5,6,7,8 - Steps
19 Living Next Door To Alice (Who The F**k Is Alice) - Smokie feat. Roy 'Chubby' Brown
20 Anyone Can Fall In Love - Anita Dobson
21 There's No One Quite Like Grandma - St. Winifred's School Choir
22 Teletubbies Say 'Eh-Oh' - The Teletubbies
23 Earth Song - Michael Jackson
24 The Lady In Red - Chris de Burgh
25 My Heart Will Go On - Celine Dion
26 No Way No Way - Vanilla
27 Wannabe - The Spice Girls
28 For All Time - Catherine Zeta Jones
29 Mama - Who Da Man? - Richard Blackwood
30 Can I Touch You There? - Michael Bolton
31 The Birdie Song - The Tweets
32 Suspicious Minds - Gareth
33 Diamond Lights - Glenn Hoddle and Chris Waddle
34 Lucky - Britney Spears
35 Long Haired Lover From Liverpool - Little Jimmy Osmond
36 Believe - Cher
37 Macarena - Los Del Rio
38 Boys (Summertime Love) - Sabrina
39 Just Say No - Grange Hill Cast
40 Y Viva Espania - Sylvia
41 Unchained Melody - Robson and Jerome
42 Can We Fix It? - Bob the Builder
43 Fog On The Tyne (Revisited) - Gazza and Lindisfarne
44 Shaddap You Face - Joe Dolce Music Theatre
45 Chick, Chick, Chicken - Natalie Casey
46 Ice Ice Baby - Vanilla Ice
47 Touch Me (I Want Your Body) - Samantha Fox
48 Grandad - Clive Dunn
49 Puppy Love - Donny Osmond
50 Hooray Hooray, It's a Holi-Holiday - Boney M
51 I Will Always Love You - Whitney Houston
52 Dick-A-Dum-Dum (King's Road) - Des O'Connor
53 Girl, You Know It's True - Milli Vanilli
54 Out Of Your Mind - Truesteppers and Dane Bowers feat. Victoria Beckham
55 Mysterious Girl - Peter Andre
56 Back Home - England World Cup Squad
57 Every Loser Wins - Nick Berry
58 MmmBop - Hanson
59 Chirpy Chirpy Cheep Cheep - Middle of the Road
60 I Wanna Be A Hippy - Technohead
61 Don't It Make You Feel Good - Stefan Dennis
62 I'd Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That) - Meatloaf
63 We All Stand Together - Paul McCartney and the Frog Chorus
64 Star Trekkin - The Firm
65 Perfect Moment - Martine McCutcheon
66 Doop - Doop
67 We Are The World - USA for Africa
68 Give Me Your Body - The Chippendales
69 I Should Be So Lucky - Kylie Minogue
70 Cotton Eye Joe - The Rednex
71 The Floral Dance - Terry Wogan
72 I Lost My Heart To A Starship Trooper - Sarah Brightman and Hot Gossip
73 We Will Rock You - Five feat. Queen
74 Dirrty - Cristina Aguilera
75 Wind Beneath My Wings - Bette Middler
76 No Limits - 2 Unlimited
77 I Wanna Sex U Up - Color Me Badd
78 The Laughing Gnome - David Bowie
79 Love Is All Around - Wet Wet Wet
80 So Macho - Sinitta
81 American Pie - Madonna
82 Do Ya Think I'm Sexy? - Rod Stewart
83 We Built This City - Starship
84 Let's Get Ready To Rhumble - PJ and Duncan
85 Love And Tears - Naomi Campbell
86 Save Your Love - Rene and Renato
87 Saturday Night - Whigfield
88 Hello - Lionel Richie
89 Remember You're A Womble - The Wombles
90 MacArthur Park - Richard Harris
91 I'd Rather Jack - The Reynolds Girls
92 Vindaloo - Fat Les
93 Ebony And Ivory - Paul McCartney with Stevie Wonder
94 My Toot Toot - Denise la Salle
95 Ebeneezer Goode - The Shamen
96 Making Your Mind Up - Bucks Fizz
97 Do They Know It's Christmas? - Band Aid II
98 Rabbit - Chas and Dave
99 C'est la Vie - Bewitched
100 Spaceman - Babylon Zoo

I just found it on the C4 website and thought I'd copy and paste it. What I should have said was poll. I don't think it matters to be honest as this was just a bit of fun and should'nt be taken seriously. I like them all personally except Vanilla - ooooh cringey

I have the VH1 Char, no sorry, poll of the best, worst and never number ones. Enjoy!

100 BEST NUMBER ONES

1 - Michael Jackson 'Billie Jean'
2 - John Lennon 'Imagine'
3 - Queen 'Bohemian Rhapsody'
4 - Oasis 'Don't Look Back In Anger'
5 - Madonna 'Vogue'
6 - Bryan Adams '(Everything I Do) I Do It For You'
7 - Will Young 'Leave Right Now'
8 - Kylie Minogue 'Can't Get You Out Of My Head'
9 - Madonna 'Like A Prayer'
10 - Mariah Carey 'Without You'
11 - Britney Spears 'Toxic'
12 - Westlife 'Flying Without Wings'
13 - Police Every 'Breath You Take'
14 - No Doubt 'Don't Speak'
15 - Britney Spears 'Baby One More Time'
16 - George Michael 'Careless Whisper'
17 - Celine Dion 'Think Twice'
18 - Puff Daddy & Faith Evans 'I'll Be Missing You'
19 - Spandau Ballet 'True'
20 - Spice Girls 'Wannabe'
21 - Beyonce 'Crazy In Love'
22 - Michael Jackson 'Earth Song'
23 - Madonna 'Frozen'
24 - Take That 'Back For Good'
25 - Black Eyed Peas 'Where Is The Love?'
26 - Adam & The Ants 'Stand And Deliver'
27 - Mel C featuring Left Eye 'Never Be The Same Again'
28 - Duran Duran 'The Reflex'
29 - Christina Aguilera 'Beautiful'
30 - David Bowie 'Ashes To Ashes'
31 - Michael Jackson 'Black Or White'
32 - Blondie 'Atomic'
33 - U2 'Beautiful Day'
34 - Eminem 'Stan'
35 - Jamiroquai 'Going Underground'
36 - R Kelly 'I Believe I Can Fly'
37 - Westlife 'World Of Our Own'
38 - Frankie Goes To Hollywood 'Relax'
39 - Madonna 'Into The Groove'
40 - Meat Loaf 'I'll Do Anthing For Love'
41 - Verve 'The Drugs Don't Work'
42 - TaTu 'All The Things She Said'
43 - Pet Shop Boys 'It's a Sin'
44 - Blue 'If You Come Back'
45 - Abba 'The Winner Takes It All'
46 - Michael Jackson 'You Are Not Alone'
47 - Adam & The Ants 'Prince Charming'
48 - Christina 'Dirrty'
49 - Hanson 'Mmmbop'
50 - Westlife 'Swear It Again'
51 - Soul II Soul featuring Caron Wheeler 'Keep On Movin'
52 - Madonna 'Music'
53 - Steps 'Tragedy'
54 - Ronan Keating 'When You Say Nothing At All'
55 - Pet Shop Boys 'West End Girls'
56 - Band Aid 'Do They Know It's Christmas?'
57 - Sinead O'Connor 'Nothing Compares 2 U'
58 - Robbie Williams 'Rock DJ'
59 - Soft Cell 'Tainted Love'
60 - Coolio featuring LV 'Gangsta's Paradise'
61 - Ben E King 'Stand By Me'
62 - Oasis 'Some Might Say'
63 - Queen & David Bowie 'Under Pressure'
64 - Madness 'House Of Fun'
65 - Whitney Houston 'I Will Always Love You'
66 - Human League 'Don't You Want Me'
67 - S Club 7 'Don't Stop Movin'
68 - Dexy's Midnight Runners 'Come On Eileen'
69 - Run DMC vs Jason Nevins 'Its Like That'
70 - Usher 'Yeah'
71 - Irene Cara 'Fame'
72 - Robbie Williams 'She's The One'
73 - Celine Dion 'My Heart Will Go On'
74 - The Jam 'A Town Called Malice'
75 - Enrique 'Hero'
76 - Clash 'Should I Stay Or Should I Go'
77 - Pet Shop Boys 'Always On My Mind'
78 - Boyzone 'No Matter What'
79 - Blondie 'Call Me'
80 - Eminem 'Lose Yourself'
81 - Liberty X 'Just a Little'
82 - Wham! 'Wake Me Up Before You Go Go'
83 - Atomic Kitten 'Whole Again'
84 - Fugees 'Killing Me Softly'
85 - Shakespears Sister 'Stay'
86 - Wet Wet Wet 'Love Is All Around'
87 - Bangles 'Eternal Flame'
88 - Boyz II Men 'End Of The Road'
89 - Soul II Soul featuring Caron Wheeler 'Back To Life'
90 - Daniel Bedingfield 'If You're Not The One'
91 - Spice Girls 'Say You'll Be There'
92 - Spiller 'Groovejet (If This Ain't Love)'
93 - Prodigy 'Firestarter'
94 - Survivor 'Eye Of The Tiger'
95 - Robbie Williams 'Millennium'
96 - Madonna 'Papa Don't Preach'
97 - Nelly feat. Kelly Rowland 'Dilemma'
98 - All Saints 'Pure Shores'
99 - Stevie Wonder 'I Just Called To Say I Love You'
100 - Destiny's Child 'Independent Women Part 1'

100 WORST NUMBER ONES

1 - Cliff Richard 'Millennium Prayer'
2 - Mr Blobby 'Mr Blobby'
3 - Teletubbies 'Teletubbies Say Eh-oh!'
4 - Aqua 'Barbie Girl'
5 - Eamon 'F**k It (I Don't Want You Back)'
6 - Las Ketchup 'The Ketchup Song (Asereje)'
7 - Blazin' Squad 'Crossroads'
8 - Bob The Builder 'Can We Fix It'
9 - Frankee 'F.U.R.B (F U Right Back)'
10 - Peter Andre 'Mysterious Girl'
11 - Gareth Gates 'Unchained Melody'
12 - Will Young & Gareth Gates 'The Long And Winding Road / Suspicious Minds'
13 - Joe Dolce Music Theatre 'Shuddap You Face'
14 - DJ Otzi 'Hey Baby'
15 - Afroman 'Because I Got High'
16 - Will Young 'Light My Fire'
17 - Mariah Carey & Westlife 'Against All Odds'
18 - Bombalurina 'Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini'
19 - DJ Casper 'Cha Cha Slide'
20 - Busted 'Who's David'
21 - Manchester United 1994 Football Squad 'Come On You Reds'
22 - St Winifred's School Choir 'There's No-one Quite Like Grandma'
23 - Hear'Say 'Pure And Simple'
24 - Vanilla Ice 'Ice Ice Baby'
25 - Vengaboys 'We're Going To Ibiza'
26 - Hanson 'Mmmbop'
27 - Michelle McManus 'All This Time'
28 - Whigfield 'Saturday Night'
29 - Spitting Image 'The Chicken Song'
30 - B*Witched 'C'est La Vie'
31 - Billie 'Because We Want To'
32 - Chris de Burgh 'The Lady In Red'
33 - Kylie Minogue I Should Be So Lucky'
34 - Baz Luhrmann 'Everybody's Free (To Wear Sunscreen)'
35 - McFly 'Five Colours In Her Hair'
36 - Vengaboys 'Boom Boom Boom Boom'
37 - 2 Unlimited 'No Limit'
38 - Sam & Mark 'With A Little Help From My Friends / Measure Of A Man'
39 - So Solid Crew '21 Seconds'
40 - Cliff Richard 'Mistletoe & Wine'
41 - The Firm 'Star Trekkin'
42 - Gary Barlow 'Forever Love'
43 - Geri Halliwell 'It's Raining Men'
44 - A1 'Take On Me'
45 - Mr Oizo 'Flat Beat'
46 - Bob The Builder 'Mambo No 5'
47 - Eiffel 65 'Blue (Da Ba Dee)'
48 - Five and Queen 'We Will Rock You'
49 - Girls Aloud 'Sound Of The Underground'
50 - Nick Berry 'Every Loser Wins'
51 - Rednex 'Cotton Eye Joe'
52 - Spice Girls 'Holler'
53 - Steps Tragedy'
54 - Aqua 'Doctor Jones'
55 - Glenn Medeiros 'Nothing's Gonna Change My Love For You'
56 - Doop 'Doop'
57 - Geri Halliwell 'Bag It Up'
58 - Robson Green & Jerome Flynn 'Unchained Melody'
59 - Babylon Zoo 'Spaceman'
60 - Lionel Richie 'Hello'
61 - A1 'Same Old Brand New You'
62 - Simpsons 'Do The Bartman'
63 - LMC V U2 'Take Me To The Clouds Above'
64 - Take That featuring Lulu 'Relight my Fire'
65 - Chef 'Chocolate Salty Balls (PS I Love You)'
66 - Cliff Richard 'Saviour's Day'
67 - DJ Pied Piper 'Do You Really Like It'
68 - Europe 'The Final Countdown'
69 - Gina G 'Ooh Aah... Just A Little Bit'
70 - Kylie Minogue & Jason Donovan 'Especially For You'
71 - Barbra Streisand 'Woman In Love'
72 - Color Me Badd 'I Wanna Sex You Up'
73 - Hale & Pace 'The Stonk'
74 - Martine McCutcheon 'Perfect Moment'
75 - Goombay Dance Band 'Seven Tears'
76 - Shaggy 'Oh Carolina'
77 - Tight Fit 'The Lion Sleeps Tonight'
78 - Billie 'Girlfriend'
79 - Bluebells 'Young At Heart'
80 - Emma Bunton 'What Took You So Long'
81 - Nena '99 Red Balloons'
82 - Right Said Fred 'Deeply Dippy'
83 - Steps 'Stomp'
84 - Wamdue Project 'King Of My Castle'
85 - Ace Of Base 'All That She Wants'
86 - David Bowie & Mick Jagger 'Dancing in the Streets'
87 - Enya 'Orinoco Flow'
88 - New Kids On The Block 'You Got It (The Right Stuff)'
89 - Outhere Brothers 'Boom Boom Boom'
90 - O1ide & Neutrino 'Bound 4 Da Reload (Casualty)'
91 - Paul McCartney & Stevie Wonder 'Ebony And Ivory'
92 - Spacedust 'Gym & Tonic'
93 - B*Witched 'Blame It On The Weatherman'
94 - Bucks Fizz 'Making Your Mind Up'
95 - Cliff Richard & The Young Ones 'Living Doll'
96 - Falco 'Rock Me Amadeus'
97 - B*Witched 'Rollercoaster'
98 - Tiffany 'I Think We're Alone Now'
99 - Jason Donovan 'Too Many Broken Hearts'
100 - Hear'Say 'The Way To Your Love'

THE ONES THAT NEVER WERE

1 - Robbie Williams 'Angels'
2 - Savage Garden 'Truly, Madly, Deeply'
3 - Aerosmith 'I Don't Want To Miss A Thing'
4 - Ultravox! 'Vienna'
5 - Madonna 'Ray of Light'
6 - Bon Jovi 'Livin' on a Prayer'
7 - Oasis 'Wonderwall'
8 - Queen 'Radio Ga Ga'
9 - Michael Jackson 'Thriller'
10 - Bon Jovi 'Always'
11 - Nirvana 'Smells Like Teen Spirit'
12 - Erasure 'A Little Respect'
13 - Queen 'I Want to Break Free'
14 - U2 'With or Without You'
15 - A-Ha 'Take on Me'
16 - Outkast 'Hey Ya!'
17 - Shakira 'Whenever, Wherever'
18 - Michael Jackson 'Smooth Criminal'
19 - Verve, The 'Bitter Sweet Symphony'
20 - Guns n' Roses 'Sweet Child o' Mine'
21 - Queen 'A Kind of Magic'
22 - Cyndi Lauper 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun'
23 - Oasis 'Live Forever'
24 - Ronan Keating 'Lovin' Each Day'
25 - U2 'One'
26 - Michael Jackson 'Beat It'
27 - Pogues, The / Kirsty MacColl 'Fairytale of New York'
28 - Red Hot Chili Peppers 'Under The Bridge'
29 - Guns n' Roses 'November Rain'
30 - REM 'Everybody Hurts'
31 - Meatloaf 'Bat Out of Hell'
32 - Spandau Ballet 'Gold'
33 - Anastacia 'I'm Outta Love'
34 - Darkness 'I Believe In A Thing Called Love'
35 - Christina Aguilera 'The Voice Within'
36 - REM 'Losing My Religion'
37 - Kylie Minogue 'Love At First Sight'
38 - Madonna 'Beautiful Stranger'
39 - Alanis Morissette 'Ironic'
40 - Radiohead 'Creep'
41 - TLC 'Waterfalls'
42 - Madonna 'Crazy For You'
43 - Blue 'Fly By II'
44 - Peter Gabriel 'Sledgehammer'
45 - Duran Duran 'Rio'
46 - Madonna 'Material Girl'
47 - Peter Gabriel / Kate Bush 'Don't Give Up'
48 - Coldplay 'Yellow'
49 - Smiths, The 'There is a light that never goes out'
50 - Wham! 'Club Tropicana'
51 - Deee-Lite 'Groove is in the Heart'
52 - Justin Timberlake 'Rock Your Body'
53 - Alicia Keys 'Fallin'
54 - Blur 'Song 2'
55 - Bob Marley and The Wailers 'No Woman No Cry'
56 - Natalie Imbruglia 'Torn'
57 - Duran Duran 'Save a Prayer'
58 - Justin Timberlake 'Cry Me A River'
59 - Madness 'It Must Be Love'
60 - Bruce Springsteen 'Born To Run'
61 - Pulp 'Common People'
62 - Santana / Rob Thomas 'Smooth'
63 - Irene Cara 'Flashdance... What A Feeling'
64 - Nickelback 'How You Remind Me'
65 - Toni Bra1ton 'Un-Break My Heart'
66 - B52s 'Love Shack'
67 - Prince/The Revolution 'Purple Rain'
68 - Dido 'White Flag'
69 - Rachel Stevens 'Sweet Dreams My LA Ex'
70 - Train 'Drops of Jupiter'
71 - Manic Street Preachers 'A Design For Life'
72 - Jamelia 'Superstar'
73 - Massive Attack 'Unfinished Sympathy'
74 - Avril Lavigne 'Sk8er Boi'
75 - Boyzone 'Baby Can I Hold You'
76 - No Doubt 'Hey Baby'
77 - Run DMC / Aerosmith 'Walk This Way'
78 - Stone Roses, The 'Fool's Gold'
79 - Shania Twain 'You're Still the One'
80 - Texas 'Say What You Want'
81 - U2 'Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For'
82 - Corrs, 'Runaway'
83 - George Michael 'Faith'
84 - Tina Turner 'The Best'
85 - ABC 'Poison Arrow'
86 - Avril Lavigne 'Complicated'
87 - Blur 'Parklife'
88 - Coldplay 'Trouble'
89 - Destiny's Child 'Bootylicious'
90 - Extreme 'More Than Words'
91 - Mis-teeq 'Scandalous'
92 - Sophie Ellis-Be1tor 'Murder on the Dancefloor'
93 - U2 'Where the Streets Have No Name'
94 - Underworld 'Born Slippy'
95 - Travis 'Why Does it Always Rain on Me?'
96 - Jamiroquai 'Virtual Insanity'
97 - Madness 'Our House'
98 - Robbie Williams/Kylie Minogue 'Kids'
99 - Tears for Fears 'Everybody Wants to rule the World'
100 - Tracy Chapman 'Fast Car'

These are just taken from VH1s website, kindly permitted by VH1. I also agree with Rubcale "Still, all these artists will have laughed their way to the Bank." Thanks for looking

[dandyhighwayman]

I wouldn't class the following as being worthy of the chart:

10 Jenny From The Block - Jennifer Lopez
12 Look At Me - Gerri Halliwells
18 5,6,7,8 - Steps
23 Earth Song - Michael Jackson
27 Wannabe - The Spice Girls
36 Believe - Cher
51 I Will Always Love You - Whitney Houston
54 Out Of Your Mind - Truesteppers and Dane Bowers feat. Victoria Beckham
55 Mysterious Girl - Peter Andre
62 I'd Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That) - Meatloaf
63 We All Stand Together - Paul McCartney and the Frog Chorus
66 Doop - Doop
69 I Should Be So Lucky - Kylie Minogue
70 Cotton Eye Joe - The Rednex
74 Dirrty - Cristina Aguilera
79 Love Is All Around - Wet Wet Wet
81 American Pie - Madonna
84 Let's Get Ready To Rhumble - PJ and Duncan
87 Saturday Night - Whigfield
91 I'd Rather Jack - The Reynolds Girls
95 Ebeneezer Goode - The Shamen
100 Spaceman - Babylon Zoo



The ones in bold are the ones that I actually really like!

[rubcale]

You fooled me for a minute. Ithough you meant the CHART not THIS chart.

Most of the entries are just personal prejuduces. While not my cup of tea songs like Billie or Geri Halliwell or Martine McCutcheon are well produced perfectly acceptable pop songs. And whatever your feelings Elton John's Candle is in this category too. While certainly one of my least favourite Cliff offerings TMP is actually an ingenious idea.

Still, all these artists will have laughed their way to the Bank.

[Admin]

Poor Cliff

[IndiElectronica]

Now THIS is funny

[glow=red,2,300]100 BEST NUMBER ONES[/glow]

(I've taken out all the songs of any value - quite a bit of complete and utter crap left for being the top 100 I think... now I know some out there like a lot of this, but hopefully you'll agree that this list is mostly crap!


6 - Bryan Adams '(Everything I Do) I Do It For You'
7 - Will Young 'Leave Right Now'
8 - Kylie Minogue 'Can't Get You Out Of My Head'
10 - Mariah Carey 'Without You'
11 - Britney Spears 'Toxic'
12 - Westlife 'Flying Without Wings'
15 - Britney Spears 'Baby One More Time'
17 - Celine Dion 'Think Twice'
18 - Puff Daddy & Faith Evans 'I'll Be Missing You'
19 - Spandau Ballet 'True'
20 - Spice Girls 'Wannabe'
21 - Beyonce 'Crazy In Love'
22 - Michael Jackson 'Earth Song'
23 - Madonna 'Frozen'
24 - Take That 'Back For Good'
25 - Black Eyed Peas 'Where Is The Love?'
27 - Mel C featuring Left Eye 'Never Be The Same Again'
29 - Christina Aguilera 'Beautiful'
31 - Michael Jackson 'Black Or White'
35 - Jamiroquai 'Going Underground'
36 - R Kelly 'I Believe I Can Fly'
37 - Westlife 'World Of Our Own'
39 - Madonna 'Into The Groove'
40 - Meat Loaf 'I'll Do Anthing For Love'
42 - TaTu 'All The Things She Said'
44 - Blue 'If You Come Back'
46 - Michael Jackson 'You Are Not Alone'
47 - Adam & The Ants 'Prince Charming'
48 - Christina 'Dirrty'
49 - Hanson 'Mmmbop'
50 - Westlife 'Swear It Again'
51 - Soul II Soul featuring Caron Wheeler 'Keep On Movin'
52 - Madonna 'Music'
53 - Steps 'Tragedy'
54 - Ronan Keating 'When You Say Nothing At All'
58 - Robbie Williams 'Rock DJ'
61 - Ben E King 'Stand By Me'
65 - Whitney Houston 'I Will Always Love You'
67 - S Club 7 'Don't Stop Movin'
70 - Usher 'Yeah'
71 - Irene Cara 'Fame'
72 - Robbie Williams 'She's The One'
73 - Celine Dion 'My Heart Will Go On'
75 - Enrique 'Hero'
78 - Boyzone 'No Matter What'
81 - Liberty X 'Just a Little'
83 - Atomic Kitten 'Whole Again'
84 - Fugees 'Killing Me Softly'
88 - Boyz II Men 'End Of The Road'
90 - Daniel Bedingfield 'If You're Not The One'
91 - Spice Girls 'Say You'll Be There'
94 - Survivor 'Eye Of The Tiger'
95 - Robbie Williams 'Millennium'
96 - Madonna 'Papa Don't Preach'
97 - Nelly feat. Kelly Rowland 'Dilemma'
98 - All Saints 'Pure Shores'
100 - Destiny's Child 'Independent Women Part 1'

[rubcale]

Atomic Kitten proved with Whole Again that quality WILL win through.

[Earl Purple]

51 Soul II Soul - Keep On Movin' only got to #5. What's that doing on the list?

And Indi, not I don't agree, some of the ones on that list are very good.

Cliff & The Young Ones - Living Doll is not a bad single - it is very good. It was for comic relief - it was supposed to be funny and is. The Stonk on the other hand was crap.

[krescendo]

Dont agree about Celine Dion's songs being crap, i luv em.

Dont agree that these songs below should be featured in this category:

100 WORST NUMBER ONES

28 - Whigfield 'Saturday Night'
36 - Vengaboys 'Boom Boom Boom Boom'
37 - 2 Unlimited 'No Limit'
45 - Mr Oizo 'Flat Beat'
47 - Eiffel 65 'Blue (Da Ba Dee)'
49 - Girls Aloud 'Sound Of The Underground'
51 - Rednex 'Cotton Eye Joe'
56 - Doop 'Doop'
59 - Babylon Zoo 'Spaceman'
63 - LMC V U2 'Take Me To The Clouds Above'
69 - Gina G 'Ooh Aah... Just A Little Bit'
80 - Emma Bunton 'What Took You So Long'
81 - Nena '99 Red Balloons'
84 - Wamdue Project 'King Of My Castle'
85 - Ace Of Base 'All That She Wants'
87 - Enya 'Orinoco Flow'
89 - Outhere Brothers 'Boom Boom Boom'
92 - Spacedust 'Gym & Tonic'

[WC]

earlpurple said:

Cliff & The Young Ones - Living Doll is not a bad single - it is very good. It was for comic relief - it was supposed to be funny and is. The Stonk on the other hand was crap.

I second that with Cliff, brill single. The Stonk was for Comic Relief as well though. "Nice to see you, to see you, STONK!!!" Daft but enjoyable in my opinion.

Could VH1 mean the videos with this list? I'd love to know, if there is one, an official chart of the worst - I doubt it though.

[Stewie]

Too many brilliant songs there

1 The Cheeky Song (Touch My Bum) - The Cheeky Girls
4 Candle In The Wind 1997 - Elton John
10 Jenny From The Block - Jennifer Lopez
12 Look At Me - Gerri Halliwell
15 Sacred Trust - One True Voice
20 Anyone Can Fall In Love - Anita Dobson

23 Earth Song - Michael Jackson
24 The Lady In Red - Chris de Burgh
25 My Heart Will Go On - Celine Dion
27 Wannabe - The Spice Girls
34 Lucky - Britney Spears
36 Believe - Cher
38 Boys (Summertime Love) - Sabrina
41 Unchained Melody - Robson and Jerome
43 Fog On The Tyne (Revisited) - Gazza and Lindisfarne
44 Shaddap You Face - Joe Dolce Music Theatre
46 Ice Ice Baby - Vanilla Ice
51 I Will Always Love You - Whitney Houston
53 Girl, You Know It's True - Milli Vanilli
54 Out Of Your Mind - Truesteppers and Dane Bowers feat. Victoria Beckham
55 Mysterious Girl - Peter Andre
57 Every Loser Wins - Nick Berry
61 Don't It Make You Feel Good - Stefan Dennis
62 I'd Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That) - Meatloaf
63 We All Stand Together - Paul McCartney and the Frog Chorus
65 Perfect Moment - Martine McCutcheon
67 We Are The World - USA for Africa
69 I Should Be So Lucky - Kylie Minogue
70 Cotton Eye Joe - The Rednex
75 Wind Beneath My Wings - Bette Middler
76 No Limits - 2 Unlimited
79 Love Is All Around - Wet Wet Wet
80 So Macho - Sinitta
83 We Built This City - Starship
85 Love And Tears - Naomi Campbell
86 Save Your Love - Rene and Renato
87 Saturday Night - Whigfield
95 Ebeneezer Goode - The Shamen
96 Making Your Mind Up - Bucks Fizz
97 Do They Know It's Christmas? - Band Aid II
100 Spaceman - Babylon Zoo


Can't believe Band Aid II is there

[thepennydrops]

indielectronica said:

15 - Britney Spears 'Baby One More Time'

I might hate Britney with a passion but I'm never going to think this is a bad song. It's perhaps the most perfect pop song ever written.

[Earl Purple]

The worst singles are, in my opinion, those where they've just mixed things together and looped.

"Call On Me" by Eric Prydz is a good example of a terrible single that reached #1 but so many on here seemed to disagree with me.

[thepennydrops]

I don't agre or disagree with you- I acknowledge that it's a terrible song but I like it anyway.

[dandyhighwayman]

earlpurple said:

The worst singles are, in my opinion, those where they've just mixed things together and looped.

"Call On Me" by Eric Prydz is a good example of a terrible single that reached #1 but so many on here seemed to disagree with me.

Eh?

There are loads of people on this board who hate that Eric Prydz song, myself included.

[WC]

Yeah, why ruin a good song. Cabin Crew and Sunset Strippers should be included along with Eminems sample of Toy Soldiers