Heskey's plane home!

[Sofie]

From BBC sport:

An email is doing the rounds inviting people to stump up the cash for Emile Heskey's air fare back to England.

The document, a spoof of internet auction site ebay, claims the sooner the Birmingham striker leaves Portugal the better.

Under the title 'Emile Heskey's Plane Ticket Home', the seller begs: "Please help me raise funds to send the dozy idiot home.

"It's no coincidence that we lost to France minutes after he replaced Wayne Rooney."

It concludes: "Hurry, we may not have long left before he's home anyway."

The seller claims to have attracted just one pledge of 99p for the ticket, but promises: "Any excess will fund a coach trip for David James."

To get him across the penalty area more speedily, one assumes.

[cheekymonkey]

*no comment*

Kav xxx

[Admin]

That is mean, cos he used to be a good foil with Owen, just shouldn't tackle back. I wish we had Alan smith out here to be honest, or beattie?

[Sofie]

"It's no coincidence that we lost to France minutes after he replaced Wayne Rooney."

But how do they know it was Heksey's fault?

[Admin]

Sofie said:

"It's no coincidence that we lost to France minutes after he replaced Wayne Rooney."

But how do they know it was Heksey's fault?

He went back and gave a foul away that gave France the goal. Fair enough, but it was Gerrard who the preoceded to do a LUDICROUS backpass for the penalty. Anyway, Swiss beat, bring on Croatia!

[frag]

We deserved to win, we lost, nobody was to blame. Personally I dislike him, but he could be useful...













































...his presence as a steward should calm the England fans down

[Sofie]

Fragolata said:

...his presence as a steward should calm the England fans down

;D

[Shania]

andy said:

I wish we had Alan smith out here to be honest

So do I. Smithy is a very clever player.

[Admin]

Shania said:

So do I. Smithy is a very clever player.

Hopefully he will mature at Man U? He needs to calm the temper and he could be a very good player.