Post by penny on Jul 15, 2006 16:34:54 GMT 1
As we all know Dickie is the king of the one-liners and witty observations......here are a few of his best. Anyone got any more....
Last night in garden as Rich lights up grass ciggy Jayne goes with an eager face:
Jayne: "so what does it taste like Richard..."
pause of anticipation
Rich: "Grassy..."
Love it !
Remember the row he had with Nikki over the bruised banana?? He shouted "Maybe you should sit on it Nikki, it might cheer you up!"
And
The convo he had about Imogen to Lea, "Would I rather sit and chat with Imogen? Or watch paint dry?"
She's like genital warts - she won't go away. (about Imogen)
and.... I`m still trying to find evidence of a labotomy (about Imogen)
When talking about Lisa he said:
"...Nothing a little insect repellent wouldn't sort out!"
To Jayne on breaking rules again:
"Don't worry, they're probably all just really angry at you," Richard chortles, referring to the general public, "They'll just stone you when you come out."
Another great Dickism surfaces later in the day when Jayne belches until she vomits in a bucket and Richard says drily:
"Tell me, Jayne, how come you don't have a boyfriend in the outside world?"
Richard sat on the edge of Nikki's filthy crumb-strewn bed, surveying the piles of clothes, stuck on her Playgirl bunny ears and remarked deadpan:
"Maybe you should have bought piggy ears instead?"
To drunken Nikki sat on his lap one night saying something about him being gay
"Yes Nikki. I noticed. About 15 years ago"
About having the bed next to her
"Each morning when I wake up the first thing I see is your ass in my face"
Last night in garden as Rich lights up grass ciggy Jayne goes with an eager face:
Jayne: "so what does it taste like Richard..."
pause of anticipation
Rich: "Grassy..."
Love it !
Remember the row he had with Nikki over the bruised banana?? He shouted "Maybe you should sit on it Nikki, it might cheer you up!"
And
The convo he had about Imogen to Lea, "Would I rather sit and chat with Imogen? Or watch paint dry?"
She's like genital warts - she won't go away. (about Imogen)
and.... I`m still trying to find evidence of a labotomy (about Imogen)
When talking about Lisa he said:
"...Nothing a little insect repellent wouldn't sort out!"
To Jayne on breaking rules again:
"Don't worry, they're probably all just really angry at you," Richard chortles, referring to the general public, "They'll just stone you when you come out."
Another great Dickism surfaces later in the day when Jayne belches until she vomits in a bucket and Richard says drily:
"Tell me, Jayne, how come you don't have a boyfriend in the outside world?"
Richard sat on the edge of Nikki's filthy crumb-strewn bed, surveying the piles of clothes, stuck on her Playgirl bunny ears and remarked deadpan:
"Maybe you should have bought piggy ears instead?"
To drunken Nikki sat on his lap one night saying something about him being gay
"Yes Nikki. I noticed. About 15 years ago"
About having the bed next to her
"Each morning when I wake up the first thing I see is your ass in my face"
