1.
Aisleyne - I could ramble on for days, accused of many things but the mud just doesn't stick. Brutally honest and opinionated and wears her heart on her sleave - not manipulative or self-centred as many would have you believe. By far the most principled HM and most worthy winnner.
2.
Susie - Not at all boring, more badly edited. Actually very witty and caring for the others. The sort of person who would have stood a very good chance of winning any of the first four series, which shows perhaps how far the show has moved from examining social interaction towards a freak show.
3.
Imogen - Imogen's biggest flaw was being easily led. Pleasant and likeable, but damaged in my eyes by ending up running with the wrong crowd. She was in fact one of the only HMs to stand-up for Shahbaz - which in itself deserves a mention.
4.
Lea - a deeply fragile, vain and damaged woman who should never have been allowed on the show, that aside had a fairly likeable side and despite her unwarranted attacks on Susie since leaving the show gave all a fair chance.
5.
Richard - instigated much of the initial bullying against Shahbaz ("shabang and you're gone, you no longer exist"), for which I will not forgive. Aside from that a very funny diary room performer and good friend to many in the house.
6.
Shahbaz - obviously should never have been on the show, only crime was wanting to be liked, but didn't know when to stop. why did he hide the food - nobody considered that that was the only way to hit back at every HM who had made his life hell over 48 hours.
7.
Nikki - has since turned into a repulsive little media monster who see's pound signs in Pete's eyes. despite all that few can deny she had some magic moments in the early days and was for that a top class HM.
8.
Dawn - little time to get to know Dawn, but from what I could see she was a strong character and not willing to be shat upon in the name of entertainment, maybe she didn't want to play fair, maybe she stank - who knows what's true anymore in this series.
9.
Pete - oddly I feel I know as much about George, Shahbaz and Dawn as I do about Pete. over the last week has showed himself to be deeply conceited and manipulative. can't help but think he's ridden on his Tourette's rather than represented it.
10.
Sam - too needy and too reliant on others for happiness - not someone who would cope well on BB, so maybe best that she hardly had time to unpack her case, tampons and all
11.
Bonnie - a little out of her depth in the house, but then who gave her a chance? should certainly have stayed over Glyn.
12.
Glyn - can't help but wonder if there is a furious little racist thug bubbling away under that peroxide, quick tempered and bad mannered. an 18 year old who's starting to grow-up... that's not a journey, we've all done it.
13.
Jonathan - seemed to have fuming arguments based on not very much, but should have been given a chance, Ais: why didn't you pick him over Jennie?
13.
Michael - like one of those crazy people you see on street corners waving a bible and shouting about judgement day, michael rubbed his pick-n-mix religion in everyone's faces which I never find endearing. the only person who had a problem with his sexuality was Michael himself - grow up.
14.
Jayne - the first spoiler of the series was BB's reluctance to properly punish Jayne for passing on outside info (ie: kick her out), it tainted Nikki as she knew the public loved her tantrums, but BB shot themselves in the foot by putting all HMs up resulting in Nikki's exit.
15.
Lisa - are we sure Pete is the only one with Tourettes? obviously violent, vollatile and spiteful but I suspect she was all mouth and lots of it.
16.
Jennie - spiteful, self-centred little madam, constantly complains that people don't listen to her, but seems reluctant to invest any time in others.
17.
George - did anyone see George talk to anyone who doesn't do "lunch at the Ivy" - a snob who knew he was well out of his depth and left much too late.
18.
Spiral - a violent pervert... who better to put in BB, deeply deluded regarding his talent and sex appeal
19.
Mikey - seemingly incapable of forming his own opinion or even expressing one
20.
Grace - a girl who has been so removed from real life for so long she no longer knows what right or wrong, cannot comprehend why anyone would have an opinion different to her's
21.
Sezer - although his face at his eviction announcement is one of my series highlights, I still think he was there too long - despised from day one. arrogant and a bully.
