SheriffFatman
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Post by SheriffFatman on Jul 22, 2017 9:14:14 GMT 1
Replace the word 'Dance' in the title of any popular song with the word 'W**k'.
Go!
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Post by Razzle Dazzle on Jul 22, 2017 10:11:00 GMT 1
Shut up and w*nk with me
Just want to w*nk the night away
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Post by -Big Dan- on Jul 22, 2017 10:20:43 GMT 1
I Can't W*nk
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TheThorne
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Post by TheThorne on Jul 22, 2017 10:43:26 GMT 1
I want to w*nk with somebody
W*nking with tears in my eyes
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Post by raliverpool on Jul 22, 2017 11:41:16 GMT 1
I'll stick to the old school disco of Chic:
Chic - W*nk, W*nk, W*nk (Yowsah, Yowsah, Yowsah)
Chic - Everybody W*nk
& most impressively ....
Chic - My Feet Keep W*nking
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Crazy Don
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Post by Crazy Don on Jul 22, 2017 11:46:05 GMT 1
Do You Wanna W*nk?
W*nking Queen
And Garth Brooks' "The W*nk."
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SheriffFatman
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Post by SheriffFatman on Jul 22, 2017 11:54:40 GMT 1
Floral w**k 😂
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Post by raliverpool on Jul 22, 2017 11:56:56 GMT 1
Still now we know why Drake spent 15 weeks at #1 with One W*nk.
PS. Does this mean the Cascada hit is now titled:
Ejaculate The W*nkfloor ?
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Post by Razzle Dazzle on Jul 22, 2017 14:23:51 GMT 1
The Wombats - Lets w*nk to Joy Division
said nobody ever
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SheriffFatman
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Post by SheriffFatman on Jul 22, 2017 15:12:38 GMT 1
I'm Not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend How To w**k With You
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TheThorne
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Post by TheThorne on Jul 22, 2017 15:21:26 GMT 1
w*nking in the moonlight
w*nking in the street
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Post by smokeyb on Jul 22, 2017 15:54:57 GMT 1
Safety w**k
Let's w**k
I can't w**k
We came to w**k
Don't stop the w**k
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borneoman
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Post by borneoman on Jul 22, 2017 16:29:28 GMT 1
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vastar iner
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Post by vastar iner on Jul 22, 2017 18:30:44 GMT 1
W-a-a-a-n-k (w**k)
John, I'm Only w**king
Come w**k With Me
Land Of 1,000 Wanks
w**k The Kung Fu
Sir Wankalot
w**k Yourself Dizzy
Murder On The Wankfloor
Simon Smith And The Amazing w**king Bear
I'm In The Mood For w**king
w**king With The Captain
Bring On The w**king Horses
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Post by raliverpool on Jul 22, 2017 20:46:51 GMT 1
Actually, I'm going to be contrary, I've just discovered this, and it has left me in complete hysterics at the sheer juxtaposition of said song & video:
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vastar iner
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Post by vastar iner on Jul 22, 2017 21:32:59 GMT 1
Someone did a mashup of the two songs but some joyless cretin had it taken down.
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Post by thehitparade on Jul 23, 2017 0:37:31 GMT 1
Think I might prefer this version:
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Post by -Big Dan- on Jul 23, 2017 0:50:16 GMT 1
W*nking On The Ceiling
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Crazy Don
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Post by Crazy Don on Jul 23, 2017 1:41:22 GMT 1
W*nking with Myself (inspired by Beavis & Butt-Head watching the video of that Billy Idol song)
W*nk to the Music
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Post by raliverpool on Jul 23, 2017 10:55:50 GMT 1
10 more .......
W*nking In The Dark - Bruce Springsteen
W*nking On My Own - Robyn
Porn Star W*nking - My Darkest Days
Tiny W*nker - Elton John
Rhythm Is A W*nker - Snap!
He's The Greatest W*nker - Sister Sledge
Cosmic W*nker - T Rex
Private W*nker - Tina Turner
W*nk Away - Roxy Music
Lose Yourself To W*nk - Daft Punk
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