I’d like to do a Car Pool Karaoke with Doris Day - especially the songs from Calamity Jane. “I Could Do Without You” would be top of my duet list, but a sing along to “Just Blew In From The Windy City” would a bucket list amazing. Except she’s dead.
I make a mean spaghetti bolognese - what’s your favourite meal to cook?
I went to a wedding in Newcastle on a Saturday a few years back and drank rather a lot of wine that I threw my last pair of contact lenses in the toilet at the end of the night. I woke up (a) not being able to see , but also (b) trying to find an optician in Newcastle that could do an eye test and prescribe me contacts on a Sunday.
So I walked from my hotel without being able to see about two feet in front of me into the town from the hotel by the station, and eventually after going to stupid Boots, and one other, Specsavers took pity and fastracked an eye test and sorted me out in minutes. I asked why as they don’t have an optician there on a Sunday and they said “oh you sounded like a newsreader from the TV and thought you’d be late for work so we called one in.” True story. Though cost me £160.
That and I’m obviously a twin of Ryan Reynolds.
What was your most inappropriate laughing situation?