How come you have never seen a single episode of Auf Wiedershen
It was a programme I knew about, I must have been 8 or 9 when it was out, so was guided by my parents choice of TV. They were more Wogan, Dynasty, Dallas - so it was over before I was allowed the remote control. Never really went back to find out. Plus it was never ever repeated on South West TV.
In my head I like to imagine LastDreamer in the land of Lithuania right now with a suitcase of simcards, a box of chocolates and a wedding ring. It would be a great base for an epic Eurovision fan fiction.
Have you ever bribed an Afrikaans police officer with beer? My brother-in-law who lived in South Africa says it's totally a thing.
Bribing? In South Africa? What a shocking thing to say!
But I am such a good boy, I am, that I have never been in that predicament. Plus it’s totally illegal to carry beer in your car at the moment to be able to bribe. Unless you were actually carrying beer illegally - then kerching!
Not a full full safari tour, but I have been on lots of game drives. There are about five or six lodges within an hour of me, and have been on a couple further up the cape. But its all about the penguins for me - I love visiting the penguin sanctuaries - I go about four/five times a year.